You're So Vain Gritti - A Hymn to the Unique Vanity You're So Vain Gritti - An Ode to Unique Vanity Discover You're So Vain Gritti , the fragrance that celebrates the freedom to be yourself: unconventional, stubborn, vain. Unique. The courage to accept yourself and the ability to destroy. The audacity to live by your own rules. A song about Luca Gritti and now, the perfume.