🍹 Add Booze, Add Banter – Your New Favourite Tote Is Here Say hello to the tote that literally gets you. Our "Time Flies When You’re Having Rum" bag isn’t just sustainable — it’s got sass, style, and enough character to rival your last night out. Crafted from 100% recycled cotton, this cheeky yet practical tote is roomy enough for your weekly shop, gym gear, or your latest rum-fueled impulse buys. Plus, it’s lightweight and folds down to nothing — so it’s always ready when the party (or the errands) call. 🧵 Why This Tote Slaps: ✅ Cheeky Bold Design The bold rum bottle graphic + punchy lettering = instant mood boost. It’s not just a bag, it’s your alcoholic alter ego in cotton form. ✅ Recycled, Not Basic Made from certified recycled cotton (130–135gsm), it’s gentle on the planet without sacrificing strength or style. It holds a surprising amount — and unlike hangovers, it never lets you down. ✅ Roomy AF With dimensions of 40 x 38cm, this bag can carry your entire chaotic lifestyle — groceries, laptops, books, snacks, regrets… you name it. ✅ Lightweight & Foldable Folds into your handbag, glovebox, or coat pocket like a champ. So when you suddenly need a bag? Boom. You’re ready. 🎁 Who’s Is This Tote For? The Rum Queen (or King) who lives for tropical vibes and hilarious merch Eco-conscious legends who love to shop sustainably but still want something with edge Yourself — obviously. Life is short. Buy the bag. Gifting occasions: Birthdays, Secret Santa, holidays, or "just because I saw this and it screamed your name" 💥 Make Sustainability Look Badass You don’t have to wear beige and say "namaste" to care about the planet. This tote proves you can be funny, edgy, and ethical at the same time. Carry it with confidence — and let it do the talking while you sip your rum. 📦 Shipping & Returns Processing Time: 1–3 business days UK Delivery: 2–5 business days International: 7–14 business days Delays may occur during customs clearance on international orders. Tracking: Provided via email once your item ships. Returns/Refunds: 14-day returns on non-personalized items Refunds only via original payment method Damaged or wrong item? Email us within 7 days (with pics!) — we’ll fix it. 📩 Contact: hello@keolix.com 🎨 Want More Like This? Explore the full Keolix collection of:✔ Bold greeting cards✔ Cheeky art prints✔ Edgy stickers & accessories✔ Thoughtful, weird, and wonderful gifts Earn points, unlock discounts, and discover creative finds that actually feel like you. You don’t have to be boring to be ethical. 💜 About KEOLIX KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about. Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day. Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage. Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good. Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it. KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now. ✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay quirky, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
