Because They Arrgh – Funny Pirate Joke Greeting Card

Get ready to set sail for laughter with this adorable pirate joke card! Featuring a charming kawaii-style pirate dog complete with a skull and crossbones hat, this card delivers the classic dad joke that never gets old: 'Why are pirates called pirates? Because they ARRGH!' Perfect for kids, pun enthusiasts, and anyone who loves a good giggle, this delightful card combines cute illustration with timeless humour. The lovable pirate character's cheerful expression and missing tooth add extra charm to this nautical nonsense. Printed on high-quality card stock with a smooth finish, it feels substantial and special in hand. The blank interior gives you plenty of space to write your own message, while the included kraft envelope ensures your joke arrives safely. Whether it's for a birthday, just because, or Talk Like a Pirate Day, this card is sure to make waves of laughter! Designed and printed with care in the UK, it's perfect for spreading smiles and pirate puns. Ahoy there, matey – prepare for some serious chuckling! 🏴☠️ Explore more illustrated greeting cards in our full collection: Shop all greeting cards. Designed to make someone smile the moment they open it, this card adds a little joy to everyday moments.