💌 Dad, You’re Welcome – Because Let’s Be Honest… He Owes You Forget the emotional monologues and mushy poems.This is the card for the child who knows they’re the real Father’s Day gift.The kind of kid who walks into the room and instantly improves his life — and isn’t afraid to say it. This card doesn’t say “I love you.”It says: “You’re welcome for existing. You hit the jackpot, old man.” 🧠 Why He’ll Lowkey Love It: Witty & Bold – For the dad who’d rather roast than cry High-Quality Print – Sharp, clean, premium stock he’ll actually keep Blank Inside – Say something meaningful or go full banter 3 Size Options – Pick your sass level (compact, classic, or bold) 📏 Card Specs: A6 – Pocket-sized cheek. Small but savage. A5 – Classic, clean, and ready to frame out of guilt. A4 – Make it a moment. This one lands like a mic drop. Each card is printed on thick, professional cardstock and comes with a kraft envelope — so you can pretend you were organised and thoughtful when, really, this card did all the heavy lifting for you. 🎯 Perfect For: Dads who can take a joke Stepdads who deserve a wink instead of a sob Father figures with a dry sense of humor and questionable parenting techniques Adult children who don’t do emotional but still want to say “cheers for not totally messing me up” 🏆 The Message: Front:“Dad. You’re Welcome. Without me, today would just be another day.” Inside:Totally blank — so you can go full roast mode, keep it sweet, or just sign your name like the icon you are. 🚚 Shipping & Returns Orders ship in 1–3 business days UK Delivery: 2–5 working days International: 7–14 working days (customs can be unpredictable — just like dads) Returns? Damaged order?No stress. Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days and we’ll sort it faster than your dad can fall asleep mid-conversation. We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days. Item must be in original condition. Buyer covers return postage unless we’ve messed up. 💡 Pro Tip: Pair this card with literally anything — a bottle of something strong, a new mug, or just the satisfaction of knowing you nailed the moment. It’s more than just a card.It’s a gentle ego check wrapped in sarcasm and sealed with love. 🖤 From the KEOLIX Collection We specialize in cards that speak fluent sarcasm, say the quiet part out loud, and look good doing it. Got a dad who’s more Gordon Ramsay than Gordon Lightfoot?We got you.Explore our full Father’s Day range for more cheek, charm, and chaos. 🛒 Add to cart.Remind him who the real MVP is.And if he doesn’t laugh? That’s on him — not you. 💜 About KEOLIX KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about. Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day. Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage. Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good. Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it. KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now. ✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
